Thanksgiving Jollies

I wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving, may you all search deep within and give thanks for the true blessings in your lives...but it wouldn't be me without a little humor!

'Twas the day afore Thanksgiving
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Especially not the trussed up bird in the fridge.
'Twas frozen and dead
Someone cut off its head!
Quick, call CSI
Whilst you gobble your pie
They'll solve it in a jiffy
And rememeber, four-day old leftovers are iffy!

Ho Ho Ho!!!!